As far as the earbuds go, I just tuck the end that I'm not using into the neck of my shirt.

The only way to truly stop cheating and griefing is to shut down the online servers.

@talkingstove: You're probably right, but the following idea also crosses my mind: Being so small, T-Mobile also has less power over Apple and is more likely to bend to whatever they want. Like when a hot chick dates a nerd so he'll do her homework.

It seems to me like that would make more sense than a Verizon phone. I think some tweaking has to be done to get it to work properly on T-Mobile's 3G network, but that's a lot easier than building a whole new CDMA phone.

As interesting as that is as a concept, it sounds like shit.

@justsomeotherguy: I believe the greatest philosopher of our time, George Carlin, said it best. Take a fuckin' chance.

If I drop food, most of the time I'll pick it back up and eat it. Fuck germs. My immune system is there for a reason, might as well give it lots of practice.

I need software that will filter out my drunk emails.

One of the first tests I subject any piece of audio equipment to is Foreplay/Longtime by Boston.

@Facebook: Something tells me you're using iTunes on Windows. iTunes native on OS X is a dream.

I was in Target the other day and was actually thinking about the same thing. My iPhone is exponentially more powerful and comparatively a lot cheaper.

I played Battle for Hoth and I wasn't too impressed with it. I'm not a tower defense connoisseur by any means, but I have a few that I play (mostly Tweet Defense Force and the Creeps) and this one isn't the best. Building trenches is awkward and having to manually collect funds from defeated enemies is a horrible…

I can't understand a single word of that.

Someone please clarify. Is it free just on Monday, or it's free for good?

@JonThomasDesigns: Tell 'em.

Dave is my go-to fake name. Does that count for anything?

I have an Acekard 2i. Love it.

Bollocks. I've been doing this for years.

@Anonymoose: At least that was relevant. His signs had nothing to do with anything.