Christ, I would LOVE it if Luke Voit wore a t-shirt.

I was sitting in RF last night, and in my section there was some Bubba Sparxx-looking jabroni head to toe in a matching velour Nats sweatsuit. EVERY. SINGLE. INNING. he’d walk down to the first row railing and yell “are you still a sellout?”

“29 shows in a weekend? I don’t know what the big deal is, mate."

But then we wouldn’t be able to pretend we’re good enough to determine millimeter-thin edges of the strike zone in real time!

Odubel Herrera, 2015-2018: .279/.336/.428, 105 OPS+, <$5.5 million earned (despite being two years into the “big money” $30 million deal this dickhead is ranting and raving about), playing all of 2019 at 27 years old.

Conversely: Any team that puts their best player back in with 3 minutes to play, down 30, just so he can try to score 60 points deserves to have him fall short.

Other than San Antonio, where they’re trying to bring the midrange J back into style, OKC actually shoots fewer threes, as a percentage of total FGA, than any other West playoff team.

He didn’t rip you for calling Trump a name. He “ripped” you, to the extent that saying one internet comment is terrible is ripping, for the insulting name being terrible, unfunny, and unoriginal.

I’ll see your Dee Brown and raise you a Luther Head.

College athletes have already been doing a little too much kiss-stealin’, though.

Vince Lombardi and Red Sanders were assholes who I wouldn’t want coaching my kid while he’s still an unpaid college student, and their Machiavellian “winning is the only thing that matters and is a dismissal of all scrutiny of methods” mentality is absolute horseshit and is exactly what’s led to this fucked American…

It doesn’t inherently make him an unsuccessful coach. It does make him a bad one.

Seeing Fran in Temple colors this last decade-plus has been very strange for me anyway, as a kid who grew up in the ‘90s going to the Palestra. I’m OK with McKie, a Simon Gratz guy, finally taking the reins.

“Why Janet Jackson was bad but Adam Lambert shirt off was,” indeed.

What if Tim Duncan had joined Grant Hill and T-Mac in Orlando in 2000?

Oh please know it had nothing to do with him wanting to play for the Bullets haha. It’s easy to see, though, how a guy with his interests and temperament would be a little wary at first of following in Wilt’s footsteps, and also how he’d want to live in DC as a civil rights activist in the ‘70s.

Or the Bullets, who won the East that ‘74-75 season. Presumably one of Unseld or Hayes would have been sent to Milwaukee, but that would have been interesting as hell - Phil Chenier could fucking ball, and Bobby Dandridge would make his way down to DC within the next few years too.

Yep - the Knicks are punked by Mario Hezonja every day, and especially so every other Friday.

Well, you got the downpour of threes also - with how easily Giannis gets to the rim, and the way Brook was cooking in the post late, it’s crazy to think that Milwaukee shot 50 (!) triples yesterday. But that’s the way they play, for better and for worse.

Stokely has the most expressive eyes WWE has had in a while, by a huge margin. That’s a major part of what made Edge connect with the fans so well.