They should project the victim impact statements 24/7 on his cell wall.

I won’t believe the party is real until I see that poster crudely taped to every light post and boarded-up window in a 15-block radius.

This is the hoagie of hoagies, right here. No American cheese, no black goop, no mozz sticks, no white goop, and no shitty-looking bread. I love my hometown, but my interest in moving back to Philly diminished by about 20 percent when Sarcone’s closed.

I’m not exactly sure how it’s calculated, but BB-Ref actually grades the Wizards’ schedule as the softest in the league thus far.

Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, but I was pretty certain that a shot that gets blocked does count as a field goal attempt in the NBA.

Cohen’s version will always be the best, though I do love the sneering gaudiness of Rufus Wainwright’s cover from I’m Your Man:

NXT women’s GM opposite Regal? Though I’d hate to give up his looks of confused disdain at the Iconic Duo.

24 points per 36 possessions would be the greatest non-Wilt scoring season in NBA history, and by my rough math would come out to Aldridge scoring about 45 a game.

But if you’re a fellow Minnesotan, shouldn’t you very politely and passive-aggressively forgive Jones for his year of blasphemy?

Amazon Video has back episodes of CWA/USWA, which hold up surprisingly well.

I have no idea what the fuck you’re on about, but if you think that “the Spurs,” without Kawhi “Leonard, can” beat this year’s Rockets in a “seven-game” “series,” you’re “sorely mistaken.”

Nope - he sprained his ankle in Game 5 of the Houston series and sat out Game 6, before Zaza undercut him in Oakland.

Can someone explain to me why he didn’t get the Sterling treatment from the league and team? Sure, he was forced to sell the team, but not without riding off into the sunset on a wave of goodwill and fellating hagiographies.

Yeah, but then they added this guy:

Gerrard is still my weekend matchday jersey, and I think I’m gonna get myself a Mane in February for my birthday (Firmino is in the running too, pending him being outed as a racist). The Suarez one I have no interest in reconciling with, but I’m waiting for the day I feel comfortable enough to take Torres out of the…

Seconded. I know Monaco has said they’re not selling him this January (and he’s ineligible for CL, which blows), but a real, official 90 million pound offer, along with Lemar himself angling for the move, should be able to get it done.

Ugh, that’s awful - I’ve wanted to like Davey Boy Jr. for so long, but I’m perpetually unimpressed (Lance Archer does nothing for me either).

Thanks, that’s sort of what I thought. But now I’m realizing I don’t remember the 2007 one - I think that was when Dwight slapped the sticker at 12 feet? As an Iguodala mark, I haven’t felt the same about the contest since he got robbed for Midget Boy in ‘06.

I don’t think I’ve spent as much time, total, on anything in my life as Gerald Green must have on getting the Rockets logo braided into his hair.