Except this isn’t a question of the government compelling private speech, it’s actually a question of a private enterprise compelling government action to enforce trademark protections that should not have been granted under the terms of the statute. The speech is protected. The name can stay. It’s the…

Esau what you did there.

Well you see, vegetables can be crunchy, or red, therefore by extension, she was allergic to all of them.

President Dewey favorited your Tweet

The slam-ee is typically the star of most videos I watch online.

Good quarterbacks know how to avoid a sack.

Or, maybe the SJ reporter couldn't reach the center for comment, since he has apparently gone Incognito.

I ever tell you about the time I found 20 dollars? It’s a great story.

Jason Pierre Paul had a small hand in it.

At least Ms. Sacco now understands that even white people can get ads from other people.

Yeah, my husband has a bedroom towel, too. It’s frequently crusty and not so absorbent. But maybe you mean something different.

I would add a caveat that upon turning 18 and becoming a woman, dude should actually get her high, like sit with her, so that if she decides that she’s the manic paranoid type of smoker, he can try and do a little damage control.

Larry already nailed it:

Hoisted on your own p(ub)etard.

Can we please stop saying “tolerance” like it’s a good thing? You tolerate the pain in your knee that the doctor said he can’t do anything for. Tolerance is “I’d like it to be gone but I guess I’ll have to deal with it.” The word we need is acceptance. Accept those that are different than you. Don’t tolerate them,…