This reminds me of when I was fired from my job as head pitmaster because I wanted to form the Barbecunion.

Yes...they have...but this is Jalopnik so it’s about the cars

Has anybody mentioned that a large percentage of those troops were Moroccan and Algerian? Instead of giving credit to the North African troops for halting the German advance, people would rather give the credit to Renault....

You sure she isn’t dead? May have starved to death under there trying to fix all those problems on a Jag.....

I thought my Prius truck comment on the “what should I buy” was pretty good...

You save a story about a train full of shit until the end of the day and complain about no good comments? Whose fault is that?

That’s your penalty for robbing me of my justly earned COTD earlier in the week. Karma’s a bitch.

Sherman: Coach, things are getting stale. There’s something I want to run by you.

Needs moar minigun.

Big deal. I haven’t killed anyone in Britain in like 20 years.

Also available from Lunya is their “Not tonight, honey” and “Fine, if you must” line of lingerie.

His name? David Traski

Well not with that attitude.

I used to do wheelies across them just to fuck with the numbers a bit. I’m sure nobody noticed or cared, but that never mattered to me.

Much like my social media posts!

I’m almost 50 and these things have been around since my youth and we all knew what they were for (as kids we used to jump up and down on them to try and screw up the numbers, which I highly doubt worked).

Ask your boss if Viagra is right for your trailer. Certain erections may last a quarter of a mile, and may lead to Peyronie’s disease when mixed with bridges and overpasses.

I’ve watched the video, and as a fisherman I have caught a hammerhead by accident while marlin fishing, along with many other fish i have caught and released as unharmed as possible. As a rule you do not pull any fish onto the boat unless you intend to kill it, keep it and eat it. These idiots should all be charged…

I’m beginning to wonder if the internet is worth it.

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.