Smart. I usually want to punch everybody in the face when I start a diet as well.

Back in the 80's a couple guys showed up with Jeeps similar to this at the local hill climb. They would back them all the way up into the woods and floor it up the hill. Bounce up the hill shedding rust and belching blue smoke. Tough as nails.

Ha, Andrew picked it up (in my BlueManual6wagon) so either he or the Jalopnik expense report picked it up.

I have wrenched on dirt bikes, three wheelers, four wheelers, street bikes, scooters, Jeeps, a Defender, IROC Camaros, a 300k mile Maxima, and boats. I’ve done tranny swaps, engine swaps, half-restorations, and hunted electrical demons in just about everything. Now I pay to have my oil changed and don’t own anything…

“Overall, it sounds like a teenager being a teenager.”

We are. You suck at it.

When I was a kid (maybe 8) my friends and I pissed into our neighbors gas tank to see if it smelled like pee when he started it (it didn’t).

It gets better..........or is it worse?

I hate to actually say it (I really detest this guy), but Burfict’s defense actually seems ... sound? Guy’s taking PEDs when he’s out for the season and taking prescribed pain meds 3 days after a sprained shoulder?

He’s a very active player; he just doesn’t stand in the place where he works.

Cheers to that, lol.

Full disclosure, I’m a dickhead.

Mine is ... weird. (warning: this gets depressing as hell)

The interior photo is strange in that none of the 3 pedals are visible in the photo. Are the really tucked up that high normally? If there are floor mats in the back why not in the front? are they sowing the remarkable lack of ware on the floor?

They were just pullin for their team.

Filed to Upsets.

I bet that Harambe wishes that he went out like a champion now. smh

I read both articles and they were ridiculous but this made me laugh

Don’t worry about being gray, I have a system that’ll take care of that.

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: Within days of introducing them in France, there was such a consensus that every speed camera had been destroyed...and the local authorities just gave up.