I’ve been a Wild Rower for many a year,

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

My dream team.

DJ has 5 inches and 35lbs of muscle on Vin.. it wouldn’t be much of a fight. I’d like to see it since I’ve never cared much for Vin.

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

“I like the four-way”
- Fred Smoot

“That toughness comes in handy in a place like North Dakota. You see, up there, jamming your numb fingers against someone’s ice-cold helmet happens every practice. Getting decked on the cement-like dirt is just how a play ends.

This is Deadspin’s way of saying: “Our NBA coverage has sucked for a while”

Christ nobody cares. Hurry up and go out of business already you worthless nerds

I’d say that’s the exact problem with sports writing right now - thinking that the only possibilities are Jason Whitlock or Contrarian Twitter Dickhead.

Trying not to judge. Trying not to judge. Oh fuck it, I’ll judge. No, no, no, no, dear God this is not ok. (Back to the Olympics. The women’s soccer team just took the lead!)

I’ll just lift up my leg and wipe the rim off with my sock, then go about my business as if nothing happened.

I read this entire thing without understanding 40% of it and I still feel crushed.

Kelly Olynyk looks like he’d request the stripper with the largest C-Section scar.

You are wrong and I will fight you on this.

Zachary D. Manprin: Cardinal Fan or Schiano Man?

Am I just being contrarian if I say that this seems like a sort of entrapment/gotcha exercise? Why would one immediately suspect they’re reading Hitler’s words when presented in the guise of a young, aspiring sportswriter?

The worst part of that punt game was fucking Phil Simms saying it was the smart move every fucking time. We get it Phil, anything risky is bad and the most conservative play calling gives you a gross old man boner.

I too peaked some time in the mid-80's so I can sympathize with Bears fans. Now pardon me, I have to finish ironing my linen aqua marine leisure jacket. Rolling up your sleeves sure does wrinkle it!

And people wonder why they can’t get, or hold, jobs? It’s shit like this. Be a fucking responsible grown up and don’t get piss drunk on a worknight. You’ve got a job to do, and you’re getting paid to do it, so show up at work in the right mental and physical state. This isn’t college anymore, it’s time to grow the…