Goddamn Floridians. Can’t even spell their kids’ names right. It’s X-Y-L-A. Christ.

“Dammit! That’s the wrong one!”

Soon this league will be virtually unrecognizable. A power forward the size of a single proton? OK, pal, but not on my watch!! Do you think a wing player should be no larger than a down quark so that he can exploit the laws of physics to travel the potato through the objective circle? NEITHER DO I MY FRIEND BECAUSE I…

Yeah, what assholes thought the Warriors were going to win?

Seeing Durant playing defense with manic energy like that gives me chills. This is what I love about playoff basketball!

I find Deadspin’s commitment of time and resources all being used to troll one person, Will Leitch both immature and petty. In other words, great job!

yeah, don’t force other people to participate in your kink

“Even when I worked in PC World I would sometimes walk up to people and nip at their shirt. I got in trouble once; someone walked into the PC repair centre and I had part of their dad’s computer in my mouth. But the other staff knew I was like that to everyone. They didn’t find it weird.”

Well Damn it all.

The Warriors hot takes are going to be the worst part about them losing.

They won the title last year, and won 73 games in a good conference this year.

“I will see him in the Congo this summer so him and I will talk back home with nobody around us.”

That’s perfect...if you want to look like this after every meal:

Both my husband and an ex tried to make the “fork knife combo” a thing. It’s not a thing. Learn how to use proper silverware etiquette you caveman.

what the fuck did i just read

“Injury report: We can’t say who, but a member of the Bills’ coaching staff just put his foot in his mouth. ”

Go to hell.

So if she’s disliked simply because she’s a woman, then how can you have any honest discussion about the numerous reasons she shouldn’t be President? At the end of the day, you can dismiss all arguments as “Well of course they’d say that, she’s a woman”. It can’t possibly be because of her handling of this email…

It’s very hard to both acknowledge that Clinton’s popularity is mired by sexist attitudes about women in public life, and that there are also other reasons why folks distrust her or dislike her. If you bring up one of these points, people tend to hit you over the head with the other fact, as if they can’t both be…

So should we expect an article about how you did it better, faster, and without problem in the next couple weeks?