No snark: This IS a cool story, bro.

Pfft. He flopped. Look at the little spin jump after the ball ricochets off his face. That’s not a natural way to fall to the ground.

Raptors - Thunder finals is the series we deserve in the era of Trump.

“I’m not Batman.” Hmmm...sounds suspiciously like something someone would say if they were trying to hide the fact that they are Batman.

It’s the only sport I watch where you can lead for the majority of a game and then lose in the span of a couple minutes.

Listen, I’m as anti-NCAA as any typical Deadspin lunatic, but you need to respect some basic tenants of decency. In no canonical universe would Tony Stark use that old ass phone.

Sturdy. I prefer sturdy.

Battery, sexual assault, driving under the influence, and theft will still be addressed on a case-by-case basis.

What do they think they are, amateurs?

Listen, I’m not defending Larry.

Not as convincing as when he deked Mets fans into thinking he was going to catch that ground ball in Game 4.

MAYYYBBEEE I’m just being bitchy today but this seems more like a humblebrag than an actual thing that happened.

I love that today’s Deadspin theme is ‘boardgames’. Soccer goalie and Rondo both loving Connect Four, Nigerians killing Scrabble, and Phil Mickelson sucking at Monopoly.

Two in the pink, one in the...ear?

But if a woman wanted to have her tubes tied with tin two days of a pregnancy scare, we'd support her! It's his body and not my place to judge.

I don’t know. Like, she knew about it, he informed her and it is his body so it seems pretty reasonable.

Interestingly, this actually does offend 9 out of 10 Native Americans.

It’s about as bad a sequence of play as anyone not named Kobe Bryant has produced in 2016.

TOO MANY WOMEN ON MY TV