Oh, buddy. He is not just our best player of all time, he is also the sole hall of famer in the entire history of our pathetic franchise. He can now be seen on local TV losing whatever dignity he had left by shilling for furniture/appliance stores in terribly after commercial spots.

Well then, Steelers fan, you’re going to be really happy when someone reads the above post to you...

Let’s dissect that:

Yes, you nailed it. It has been very well-documented that Deadspin has a clear pro-ND bias.

Ah, okay, you went the serious route...

Anybody else watch the game and think, “Wait... Matthew Dellavedova is good enough to make Australia’s Olympic Team??”

Reds fan here. In this lost season, if you had me pick between winning a game and plunking Molina, it’s a coin flip.

I can agree with the sentiment here. We probably don't need a new article every time someone scores a goal in a game of professional soccer.

I HEAR YA, BROTHER! He should swing at bad pitches more often!

This is certainly a good baseball debate, but if Pete Rose was an all-around class act and Ichiro was an asshole who bet on baseball, I have my doubts you’d be propping Ichiro up as the true “Hit King” based purely on the numbers.

We have a new soccer fan here!

So in summary:

“Ben is a happily married man with three children, and two Super Bowl rings.” Have any other pleasant facts about him that are completely irrelevant to the alleged rapes of two separate women?

For that matter, why should a gunman be punished for a couple milliseconds of action?

I dont’t think the tone would change, but there probably would have been mention of the fact that he plays for a team whose players, fans and media insist that everything the organization has done since the dawn of baseball has been “The Right Way” in stark contrast to the other 29 organizations in MLB.

LOLCongrats

With Notre Dame having gone 5-1 against Duke since joining the ACC, you may need to reasses who is whose “daddy” in that relationship.

Well if you own a home, there’s a good chance you have a homeowners policy with the same insurance company which usually qualifies you for a package discount. Would that be part of the explanation for the 6% or was that taken into account/adjusted for?

Probably inspired by the veteran presence Joey Porter provided the Steelers last weekend that gave them the edge in their game. Next I expect the Ravens to bring Ray Lewis on as an assistant linebackers coach to stab opposing players during timeouts.

So looking like a primetime Bengals-Steelers matchup next year, let’s say Week 4?