In news that may or may not be related, Dabo says he is happy now because he finally feels like he has a big penis.

Oh, please. There are people who don’t play fantasy football and don’t have any interest in fantasy football that have survived countless football seasons. This should be a cake walk compared to that.

The beer isn’t that much more expensive than other places in Chicago? That’s a lie...

This sounds like it’s probably a carbon copy of Cam’s defense that’s made the situation even worse!

Good point. Wish someone would write down these unwritten rules!

Because this type of play is awesome and fun.

Whoever runs Steelers twitter is a perfect embodiment of their obnoxious fan base.

That’s very big of you. Most Steelers fans would never set foot in that shithole.

He’s in a contract year... every play like this, Mike Brown rubs his nipples at how much money he will save on the contract extension.

So you can be suspended five games for a legal hit now?

A good choice, but Quadrophenia Is more my jam...

A good choice, but Quadrophenia Is more my jam...

I bought Purple Rain from a Salvation Army in college, mostly as a wall decoration, before vinyl had its comeback. Then years later when I actually bought a turntable, it was the first thing I put on. I wasn’t expecting much out of an old beat-up record from the thrift store, but it played flawlessly and I heard the…

I bought Purple Rain from a Salvation Army in college, mostly as a wall decoration, before vinyl had its comeback.…

So it will almost be like Michigan is playing a MAC team or even an FCS school in their season opener? Well this should be a piece of cake for them, then...

At least your fans are such Grade-A a-holes that when’s it get some here, it is well worth the wait

Now imagine if he was standing exactly where the ball was hit. I very much doubt we’d even be having this conversation at all!

I grew up in Cincinnati and most people were pretty meh on Ohio State, but it’s a very tOSU trait to try and grab the narrative from a post about an NFL team from a different city.

Sure, go ahead! But I will make fun of you...

Pitching wins is the most bullshit stat. “Hitting streak” isn’t really a stat. And if you get promoted from Single A to Double A, your “minor league hitting streak” is still intact.

Kudos to Javier Baez on his Golden Sombrero.

So how does one tell if Russell Wilson’s signature is authentic?