About 1.5x as bad as punching your wife out in an elevator, amiright?

“This is Whit’s one year in the limelight” is where you put yourself as someone who has no idea what you’re talking about. Last year he played every game and allowed zero sacks and one QB hit. He’s been one of the best tackles in the league the last four seasons. And are we supposed to believe the league is biased in…

But that's because he's a dipshit...

Pretty hard to call it a fumble live when the ball is launched forward 15 yards in the air, and the replay (reviewed by a different crew) was too close to conclusively call it either way. The late hit call was egregious. Burfict was trying to rip the ball out and the dude fell down. Usually in a late hit you have to…

So who was the asshole who gifted the Beoncos 15 yards on their game winning drive for no reason, it appears, other than, having Vintaze Burfict in their team?

Since this entire Steelers organization seems to have a mantra of “we’re not only trying to win, we would also like the other team to suffer season-ending injuries,” why not start docking them draft picks?

Nope, that still doesn't exist.

OK let's make a couple things clear regarding the difference between people on a gluten-free diet and anti-vaxers, rather than just equate the two. First, if you eat gluten free, you're probably doing yourself little harm and may in fact be doing yourself some good (by cutting out processed junk food and alcohol,…

The rule that the manager automatically gets thrown out if they even think about arguing a reply challenge is a fun catch-22. Yeah, there really is no point in arguing with an umpire who didn't even make the final judgment call, but what manager is not going to at least come out of the duggout with their arms raised…

That's easy. It's a stupid tradition because the home run still counts. They don't take the runs off the board when you throw it back. I have watched hundreds of baseball games and this has yet to occur.

Can Chris Andersen really be that upset? Here's photo evidence that yes, he did in fact get minutes in the 2014 NBA Finals.

It's weird. The girl in the middle of the picture is drinking the Natty Light, but it is the girl to her left who is making the traditional face made when drinking one.

I think he is the Best Fan in Baseball

I'll see your red & blue and raise you a green...

If this story were in Deadspin, it would have centered around an anonymous source who was "80% sure that chick used to be a dude."

Now how can we be sure she was watching the BCS National Championship Game at the time, and not Telemundo?

You mean they don't even have a cute dog they can dress in Christmas jammies & reindeer antlers and rap a verse about? Lame-os.

So being better in one of hundreds of different statistical measures of greatness (and one in which you likely couldn't even explain the mechanics of why Pujols comes out slightly ahead) changes the fact that every qualified voter except for one from St. Louis picked Votto?

Seriously. If the Cardinals really had the two best players in their league, wouldn't they have, like, won the World Series or something?

In 2010 Joey Votto was the near-unanimous NL MVP, receiving all first place votes except for one. If you guessed that it was some asshole from St. Louis voting for Pujols, you would be correct!