The comments sections on these posts are always my favorite, watching three quarters of the people who frequent this site desperately try to pretend that this is a real thing that makes sense.

Yeah, just a totally different thing. The hype for this is more akin to the hype we’ll get for that sci-fi game Bethesda announced. It’s because the studio has a track record and people like its past work, and this is another huge, sprawling game from a studio that has done well making huge, sprawling games.

It’s so funny how humorless this entire comment section is (except me and the Dril post guy). Dumbest people on the internet.

Well jeez, if LIFEHACKER says so!

So you run around telling everybody you’re on Lexapro and then spend your time disabusing them of their preconceptions about the drug? Do you work for a pharmaceutical company?

“Puyo Puyo Tetris 2 arrives on consoles on December 8, just in time for its console release.”

Huh?

God damn you’re like the most boring person imaginable. A comment about SNL on an article about SNL and you respond with the ‘durr orange man bad’ stuff. Develop a personality outside of obsessing over the big stupid president.

lol

what the fuck are you talking about

*roguelites

Yeah, this weird thing (which I guess a response to overtly masculine 90s/early 2000s internet stuff) where everyone acts like they’re seven years old is beyond annoying.

Do you think this goes for the vast majority of yuppie morons who give a shit what JK Rowling says or does in 2020?

You don’t understand - JK Rowling is the topic du jour, so everyone is putting on their woke caps to show how mad they are. JK’s tweets are much, much worse than Bezos’s exploitation or Nike’s slave labor!

You got me - I read a book where the main character was concerned with a notable author’s opinions. Incredible. 

Incredibly desperate reach here.

You’re an idiot.

Yes, it’s extremely edgy to stop caring about children’s books as an adult.

Yeah, it’s just that most people wouldn’t even know or care what sort of opinions their favorite author for 20+ years ago might have. My shit when I was a kid was, like, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I have no idea what the creator(s) of that have gotten up to because I don’t continue to obsess over children’s…

Jeez louise, the millions of people who built an entire personality around liking a series of chidlren’s books must be having a rough one.

Well, this conversation started with you saying they’re calling Biden a commie, or painting him as a commie. Now you’ve said they haven’t done that. Maybe work this stuff out before you post.