Yea all those zombie apocalypse stories have already taught me if you want to wind up a quick lunch buffet, escape on the cruise ship. Odds lay heavily on Ma and Pa Tater quickly boarding despite that sloppy hickey Ma got from the zombie mailman the night before it seems.

Ross was the type of wishy washy jackass you just wanted to punch because he was CONSTANTLY torpedoing his own good things with ineptitude and passive aggressive assholishness. Then he expected everyone to feel sorry for him. By the third time he broke up another thing, I would have been like “Jesus Dude read the…

no matter who the best Friend is, Ross will always be absolute fucking worst.

The best trainwrecks are when 2 trains go at each other.

The Nancy Drew Stories really took a slide when Harriet Adams died, IMHO.

Hear Hear....a great injustice to leave out my fave: Leinenkugel’s Summer Shandy!

The AP bowed to bad-faith criticism and anti-Semitic harassment. Meanwhile Chris Cuomo still has a job.

Face it, in America, you’re just not allowed to criticize Israel for any reason. Gotta love the McCarthyism.

First, it seems kinja’s having some problems - I can’t see any pending comments.

I’m just imagining my friends who have moved to TX from CA in the last few years realizing why it’s so cheap to buy a home there. 

So they also passed a bill to provide support to women after they have the child right? Prenatal care for the mother?

Nothing from the two investigations has leaked so far.

Ok now you announced it.....SHUT THE FUCK UP. No press tours, no slap happy ‘associate’ making stupid statements to a frothing Don Lemon....nothing.

Boy, Demi Lovato really is that quote from Warren Beatty about Madonna: They don’t want to live off-camera, much less talk. There’s nothing to say off-camera. Why would you say something if it’s off-camera? What point is there existing?

Someone at Cleantechnica can’t read, because that’s not what the proposal says:

And this is apparently one Mr. Chevy McGee. He’s probably pissed because his parents drive a Tacoma.

She is a treasure and there are no horny jail bars strong enough to hold Nakamura.

“ As someone who rarely watched Fear Factor, doesn’t give a shit about UFC, and gives even less of a shit about podcasts”