Benevolus
benevolus
2/21/20
2:22 PM
120

How dumb and myopic do you have to be to say “I don’t want it to happen to anyone I care about” and not care that everyone you’re wishing this illness upon has people who care about them? Go fuck yourself boss.

2/21/20
1:09 PM
52

Take Judy Sheindlin, better known Judge Judy. While campaigning for Bloomberg, the New York Times reported that the television presenter told rally-goers: “America probably still needs a little tweaking, it doesn’t need a revolution.”
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2/21/20
12:47 AM
1

It’s not election years I hate, it’s the candidates. And the parties. And the voters.

2/20/20
5:31 PM
10

I fear im going to sprain my optic nerve with how dumb this year is going to be. 

2/20/20
5:28 PM
9

They’re gonna clutch those pearls so hard they turn into diamonds.

2/20/20
5:23 PM
104

The DLC “Centrist Simulator” comes out later where the mechanics are to *say* you want the end-goals of Democratic Socialism, but every time it’s offered to you or a party member brings it up, you have to stomp it out as viciously as possible on your own or siding with your opposition party. Read more

2/20/20
12:48 PM
83

Shoot it straight into my veins. I. Love. Westworld.

2/20/20
11:47 AM
7

His face! "Oh god, what have I done? Why am I here, I shouldn't be here!" He should have just turned and bolted like a Looney Tunes character.

2/20/20
9:41 AM
1

You’ve been to a San Bernadino Circle K I take it. We’ve been maybe a dozen times, SB is about halfway between LA and Palm Springs, and every single time we’ve run into a Justin and/or a Cherry. I once said to a seen-it-all cashier, who might have been the owner, “You get an interesting crowd around here.” “Come back Read more

2/19/20
6:33 PM
31

One of my relatives recently said they liked Bloomberg because he was “a self-made billionaire who gets stuff done.” Mind you, this same person initially said they liked Trump for the exact same reasons.

2/19/20
5:20 PM
3

Fun fact: While I’ve seen Bogus Journey a bunch of times, I never made it through Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Not even once!