That’s the one thing they had in common. When uncomfortable silences descended at the dinner table one of them could simply bring up the latest way they’d made their golden calf happy and chat would ensue for hours.

This. Was. AWESOME. I so love their transgressions being so fully laid out.

Damn. I was just going to mention how embarrassing it must’ve been to watch his wife aggressively sucking up to Trump Like he was a God King, but you took it 100 steps beyond. Enjoy this slowly building clap: 👏...👏...👏👏👏👏

It be Goodman Worthington and his dog, Spot!

Sabath Day! Sabath Day! Sabath Day! Low low prices on mules!

So how many airports, car dealerships and landfills did the original 13 colonies have?

“If they want to be more masculine, maybe they should join the Chinese Navy? I’m just asking questions here.”

look closer. then say “and he was wearing heels.”

Can’t wait for Tucker Carlson’s hot take on why female athletes don’t need a weight room because weight training makes them less feminine.

Yeah, I read it, that’s why I knowed what I knowed.

Did you see that shine on that floor?  It was totally asking for it.

Show of hands:

Yeah, media sensationalizes any story like this and seizes on anything “catchy”, true or not. Remember during Columbine, there was all those stories about the “trenchcoat mafia”, or that the shooters were goths or Marylin Manson fans, or the story about the girl that professed her faith in god before being shot. All…

Yes! I’m not the only one who sees it! That is totally a televangelist get up. 

At first glance I actually thought that was Bill Hader doing a weird-game-show-host impression or something. Kinda like this:

I grew up with a velvet Elvis in the iconic leather suit hanging on our living room wall as a kid. My art connoisseur bona fides are solid, thank you very much!

If  you ain’t got a velvet tapestry of dogs playing poker, then you ain’t got shit. Poseurs.

Of course you do. It’s a tempting floor.

Who among us, after an off day, hasn’t grown a terrible Amish-style beard and lashed out violently at a specific ethnic minority? Give the guy a break, sheesh! /s

My highschool English teacher back in the 80's, always started the year by handing out a flyer about the previous year’s Most Banned Books.  And then cheerfully pointed out which ones we would be reading that year.  :)