Dave seems to be devolving into old crank territory. In the word of the Isleys “It’s your thing, do what you wanna do.” Yea that goes for Dave as well, just going after trans is literally old hat (fuck. Like ancient in comedy bullshit) and you could do better with better insights. God help if his kids came out…

For a hot second there I was wondering why Kyrsten Sinema was playing with legos instead of doing her job…..then I realized it wasn’t her.

Well look at it this way. If Bezos manages to snuff out Kirk, he may get that plum seat on the Klingon High Council he secretly lusted for.

Considering she was anything but ruling class before taking office. She literally used her not being part of it to get elected and then quickly abandoned it those ideals as soon as she plopped her ass in the seat (which is more than likely sporting at least a couple of Big Pharmas names on each cheek because…..well…

knew they were dogshit when I jumped off it 5 years ago and never looked back.

Fun fact: You can see where Lucifer is moving around state by state yearly by tracking how his followers are finding Circus Peanuts.

Yea the bitch has already made her actions known….and pretty bald faced too. I mean I am not saying they are masters of subtilty but Christ, the woman probably has a tattoo of a few of the Big Pharms on her ass because the said it belongs to them.

The idea of having those two egocentric dorks as as parental units makes me think this ‘kid which can not be named’ is gonna be a regular on a psychs couch till he is 40.

Wow, Spitting Image called that one.  

Minus is? Whoa TIL

Don’t look up the Minus8 subreddit and don’t skim down to find it there or zones copy which absolutely should not be clicked here.

Ah Minus8. You may remember him from the hot pac man female ghosts dance edit.

A douche whose been known throughout his goddamn life basically walking into a room and sticking his dick into any hole willing and unwilling is now getting heated because everyone is goddamn tired of the little shit?

Alexa, remind me to record this episode when they show up as a couple on The Newlywed Game.

Jesus Fuckin Christ….

I went the two route thinking since I am big shaved gorilla they won’t hit as hard. Two hours later, I have eaten cold pizza with Cheetos sprinkled on top, drank a gallon of water from cottonmouth, and am loudly complaining over my headset that I am lost in the Ilios Map of Overwatch despite playing it consistently…

Hated this show. May as well be titled as ‘Cantankerous 90 year old refuse to give up shit.’

I just keep trying to look around his head and there is just…..more face.

John Oliver is currently under observation for severe skin removal around the pelvic region and fluid deprivation.

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