The wife watched it. I occasionally caught a glance at one of their vacations which consisted of the father not knowing how to drive a fucking gigantic RV, the mother and the nanny being dickheads, and all their kids frozen in place looking at their phones for 8 hours.

FYI, big fucking yacht’s are billionare’s dick lengthener. Think the jacked up truck for the stupidly rich.

Trust me Senator, in my eyes, you have all the respectability and weight behind your occupation as the jizz squeegee wiper at the local adult bookstore.

Kimmy will return it only on the addendum to ship other stone faced things that believe their masterpieces out of her life.

In a video on his website, he describes his website as a “beacon of freedom” and a “place to speak freely and safely.”

Let’s just check the ol meter:

Being a young transplant at the age of 10 and a current resident, OCHW are kinda borderline stupid but unfortunately based in reality of the ideals of the goofball high class types most of the ‘other’ people living here avoided like the plague.

I thought these were supposed to come with a key or something to make sure they don’t activate?

Aw bless your heart. Keep trying to stay relevant.

Oh yea, they are beholden to all. They loved the inflammatory fuck cause it gave people a reason to listen to their shit on both sides of the aisle.

As a developer who had to work in Flash:

try harder, low effort

From the files of ‘No shit, Sherlock’

Me, I was hoping for some hilarious dildo related accident.

Christ, I am shocked they haven’t embraced their shittiness whole heartedly.

Still not gonna prevent me from slapping that fucking smug off his ugly gourd of a head should we ever cross paths.  Hell, may be worth the suing if I can get a couple of rabbit punches for fucking with my parents goddamn heads for so long.

Why anyone would listen to the walking example of the online troll you want to punch is weird. Skeeving little shitbag has made it his life work to find idiots to believe utter bullshit and literally admitted it he likes those types because they are nice and stupid.

I saw the paper being used in his ‘book’....trust me when I say the publisher didn’t go out of their way to invest in the best stuff. Shit makes fiberboard look like royal silk.  Pulp in the literal and not stylistic sense.

Hopeful aggregation of this:

Jesus....he is like a C-grade stunt double for first season Jesse on Full House.