Quit putting your goddamned hands on other people, you fucks.  She or he wants to walk...let them fucking walk.

That’s a man trying to remember where his stash of primo went.....

Dude’s been that for the last 3 decades.

‘He’s perfect for the job...he can beat that damn drum and make those motherfuckers row even while they die in front of him.’

Yea, this shit didn’t work when people were telling everyone to ‘move on’ after the Capitol attacks either.

Yea, that hit me wrong too.   It’s sounds like she it trying to do a ‘Cali’ thing to a place that has no use for it.

That’s what we call the ‘emergency punishment jello shots’ in this household.

One keeps setting itself on fire and the other seems to try to wedge itself up my ass when I am asleep.

God I DETEST the ‘Heartland Farmer’ costume these GOP jackasses try to throw when they do these shindigs. Cruz may as well be wearing a pair of sequined and tassled chaps since he already looks so out of place.

I love savagemom. She finds great humor in some hilariously pervy girls out there at times.....and boy are there some out there. I’ve seen some comments at times that really blew the hair back.

Shit, way its going I am shocked they didn’t just pull back the fucking curtain and say black voters can now be charged with the crime of ‘gettin uppity’.

Thanks for the public service announcement, Leana. I bet your kid loves when you remind all the friends how sugar will inevitably kill them if they eat the birthday cake every fucking day.

One of these days, someone will spill. Conan is too good but he is too well liked by everyone to not let someone whose worked with him to not spill on how jacked he got.

Good luck trying to figure out how to change the oil there, Memphis Raines.

100% of me tells these douchebags to find another fucking hill to die on. Hey, try Afghanistan or some of the African Civil Wars if you want something to measure your dick...

Ok usually I am not up on the kudos but you....you....I like you...

Yea they are gonna have a bunch of mentally sheltered idiots who will be the next bunch of hate filled assholes trying to overthrow the gummint or a self hating nutball.

“I don’t want my shithole confused with another shithole!”

I envision Harry’s first day will probably be this:

“I have experienced Asian American prejudice.”