Between him and Russ Meyer, hey....they knew their audience and how to make a buck.

I firmly believe my mother will have me fight my siblings to the death for the skillet in the will.

This right here.

That excuse?

The dude killed people he didn’t like that were talking about him....full stop.  No amount of dough should erase shit like that.

Nah, its cool. Unfortunately for me I don’t have space to have all the base spices to mix and blend so I depend on certain concoctions.

UPDATE: Teddy issues a statement and it is HILARIOUS -

Bleah....I still remember the prison turnstile commercial to this day.

Dual Taco Spices for the meat. A shaker of well used Lemon Pepper! Big points from me.

Maybe she can buy one of the cast off Mark Zuckerdroids he keeps making to appear before Congress.

Where is the dating Olivia Wilde waitlist now? I am on page 63 and last time I checked she was only on page 4. I knew I shouldn’t have special requested her dress up like she did in Tron Legacy!

Every goddamn celeb that showed up there had a kitchen that looked like a disinfected surgery center Pre-op. The sheer amount of non-scarred cutting boards and ultra gleaming Stainless Steel was nauseating to say the least.

No I am sorry the man is fucking monumentally stupid. ‘Hellen Keller could have read this room better’ stupid.

That’s it. Of course, he came back with the ever present and patented “I am not racist, I have good friends who are black” t-shirt.

And of course:

Not necessarily.

I think the best I heard was if Rush was so opposed to gender neutral bathrooms, why the fuck did he make his grave a literal landmark for one?

Seriously, the sneer and the utter disdain is so on point at my reaction of the douchebag shuffling off.

May want to spell it right while you bend and spread, syocphantic moron.