Annnnnd the much-anticipated return cruise to Bermuda this summer will be rebooked somewhere else *today*.

I love how we’ve normalized Soon-Yi into his “partner” now. To me she will always be his daughter-wife.

This is great news as I just took my first barre class this week at The Dailey Method AND my shit is basically locked down at this point.

My apologies for taking your comment from 69 to 70 stars, but it was coming anyway and it is my honor to have been the one to do so.

Dude, when she’s twerking him at the end.... #NeverGetsOld

Voulez-vous choucher with the wrong side of history?

My intention is not to diminish the #MeToo movement in anyway, but instead hold my accusers accountable. #NotMe Again, this is not a movement against or even in conjunction with #Metoo .

GO, MUELLER, GO!!!

I legit LOLed. Though to be accurate, it should probably be:

Seriously, thanks for giving me permission to hold this opinion! I couldn’t be certain I wasn’t waaaaaay off base because I am from San Francisco and we have no values out here, but you said everything I’ve been thinking, including that I don’t think he should resign.

GET👏🏾 it👏🏾 gurl.👏🏾

This is important relevant because it means that Swift...

Chidi’s morning egg routine delight is the best delight.

I absolutely know that you are! However, one must also play the odds. Opposite end of the spectrum but same rationale behind the fact that I would never road trip across the South. OTOH: no doubt some lovely people. OTOH: every other reason.

What does it say that I hadn’t even considered that?

I’m so confused. As a San Francisco-values POC libtard, I’m congenitally wired to distrust white women from Texas, but girlfriend sure seems like an ally!

I just tested it elsewhere. Sadly I’ve not been so blessed. :(

Please be good. Please be good. Please be good.

LOL.

I’m not crying, you’re crying.