The Navy Is Aware Of The Sky Penis, And They Are Handling It

Thanks for the heads up! Just bought two pairs, my first ever Cole Haan’s. I’m excited and hope they live up to the hype!

Thanks for the heads up! Just bought two pairs, my first ever Cole Haan’s. I’m excited and hope they live up to the…

LOL, before I even scrolled down and saw your self-defense, I also irritatedly defended you out loud using “HENCE...”.

Serape is one of my favorite words. That is all.

Motorcade of Assholery

OMG, I am having such a wave a nostalgia right now I’m nearly in tears. I discovered this book, along with a vibrator, in my mother’s private drawer (man, kids are snooping assholes!) and my life was never the same.

That he was embarrassed because a black woman accused him of being attracted to her...

They’ll totally forget.

**slow claps of respect**

I don’t know who Jon Lovett is and I for reals thought you meant Jon Lovitz and I was like:

LOL, literally been wondering this whole time WTF “Dro” would be short for. Let me #OhBless myself before someone else does...

Sorry to take you from 69 to 70 with my star.

Yeah, I dunno. I see what they’re trying to do. But maybe coffee should just be for staying awake, not staying woke.

Gods, I wish more people knew what BLUF is. I keep thinking I can make it happen like “fetch” but I’m too lazy.

Starred for the best gif ever.

Fiona?

The AV Club announced that they’ve dropped it from their regular TV coverage

I sure as hell didn’t agree to that!

GROSS. #CantUnsee