Unrelated/related: this comment reminds me of the new milk slogan “Milk Life,” a slogan which I find both vaguely disturbing and hilarious from my internal 12-year old’s perspective.

Ann Hathaway is an Oscar-winning movie star. Lea Michele was on Glee. Schadenfreude (while delicious) is also exhausting so you gotta prioritize.

At least Taran has Cobie Smulders to cry to at home. They can live off her sweet Avengers/HIMYM money for a while!

That is all.

Proud to be your 100th star for this comment. That is all.

Shit, I forgot my girl Chelsea. Mea culpa, y’all.

Wow, with the exception of my girl Bloom this might be the most C-List Tweet Beat ever.

My LITERAL verbatim reaction, both facially and verbally, accompanied by a gasp that startled my co-workers. I know hate is wrong and poisoning and all of that, but I see shit like this and I instinctively hate that fucking turd with the white-hot intensity of a thousand bursting suns and can confidently state that he…

Thank you! (I mutter it to myself at least once a day.) ;-)

Wait, whuck? I have whiplash from vacillating back and forth between outrage and confusion.

Yay! Yes, it’s from Buffy! It’s from “Listening to Fear” where her mom does indeed say some creepy stuff (“Stop staring at me, I don’t like it!”) but mine is from the knight who went crazy:

Toying with dropping Bonus Round this coming season and instead awarding participation trophies to all three players.

Is that it? Have I even remembered them all?

THIS. Well, actually this:

Hey, if what a girl wants for her birthday is cameltoe, who are you to judge my friend?

I just laughed so hard.

Did you know that the little microphone next to your space bar enables talk-to-text? I had several friends MAJORLY ANNOYED by the results when they accidentally hit it... while simultaneously believing that “my phone doesn’t have talk-to-text; that would be so cool.”

LOL, love it. Hello fellow nerd! :D

I think she was just proactively trying to silence the “But what about drones, single payer, TPP, insert hot-button topic here” folks who flip out whenever you suggest he’s been amazing. Not perfect (because, human man), but amazing.

Anyone else think of this Q first?