Please to see my username and know that we are apparently soulmates.

From the dictionary:

Seriously, can’t stop crying and muttering “GET it, girl” totally unironically.

I see your Scott Baio, and raise you Antonio Sabato, Jr.

Really, people? Dial down the outrage, mmmkay? These are quite clearly the “sensor whites” for the Capitol Hill version of Veridian’s “Operation: White Shadow,” and photo 2 of 2 (“Operation: Darkies”?) is obviously coming if you would just give it a minute.

Hey, please don’t drag the deliciousness that is Hidden Valley Ranch into this mess. #NotAllRanch

That was my favorite part too. :)

Proud to be your 800th star for this comment. That is all.

Way to show your work here. I think you are giving Ciara too much grammatical credit but if indeed she says things like “....are shown here attending the ESPYs” then you are absolutely correct. I assume she’s answering the internet’s rhetorical question “who dat?”

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#Jealous.

This is horrifying. The family and friends of the officers slain have my deepest and most sincere condolences on their unimaginable loss.

#1, Coco: Bish, please. I can’t event with the whole “#wokeuplikethis” shit models are always pulling. (She is a model, right? I’m an old.)

Lord, grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man with a boner.

Agreed. It’s why I also lay ultimate responsibility for Trump at McCain’s feet.

Well that cucks.

I’ve been cracking up at how timely the commercial for “Central Intelligence” has been with the line: “We’re like a power couple, dude. Like Taylor Swift and whoever she’s datin’ right now!”

Nicely done, madam. Also, bless you for spelling it correctly! I blame him for an entire generation of folks mispellin’ and mispronouncin’ it.

Dear Hairy Dude: