I feel that we can make a number of assumptions here:

damn this is a good website

I just looked over the Deadspin front page and it doesn’t look like they cover football any more. Sorry.

I like your bold anti-child beating stance.

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

“ColUmbian”? Repeat after me: CO LOM BIAN

COLOMBIAN. God damn.

It’s Colombian.

ColOmbian. Sorry, it's a huge pet peeve.

he’s a threat to the playing surface w that take

John Candy slipping on a banana peel?

Bring back fat kickers.

Miss tackles, not meals.

Before I vote, I just need to know how Gary Johnson feels about Jags Guy.

+3 days until you come back.

It is true. The Bible says Jesus had a high WHIP.

Nailed it.

This picture is of Ty Cobb and Jimmy Austin. A high school teammate, Brian, modeled his hitting on Cobb’s, except from the right side. He was the best baseball player I ever played with, by a light year. Hit two inside the park home runs in a single inning. Took pickoff throws from centerfield for the out at second…

Uhhh, fuck off ?

is anyone else just hearing about 9/11? How did this never come up?