Breaking update: http://www.theonion.com/article/berkeley-campus-lockdown-after-loose-pages-wall-st-55815

I used to smoke cigarettes outside of One World Financial with him. He’s not so bad.

The Dan dude is from UES, not UWS. Don’t disparage my neighborhood!

Disappointing that Anal Cunt didn’t write Anal Power.

Skoalding hot take:

Umm, what is “Columbian?”

Fucking seriously? Dude traveled.

“The great beast mounts the tigress, digging his heels into the earth and thrusting with excellent might. As he withdraws, his penile spines scrape against the walls of his lover’s vagina, causing her to ovulate with vigor."