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Can’t speak to what the original poster meant, but to me it means “safely” for those who benefit from that system, who would prefer to pretend those horrors don’t really exist, all the while doing their utmost to empower the very same monsters. After all, it’s harder to put a polite face on things that blatantly

“I hope it doesn’t [get out] because I’ll be looked at as the blame for it and I’ll fucking get sued,” Barris says.

Do the ABC execs really think that ‘red-state’ audiences are watching Black-ish in the first place?

It turns out we’re all going to die.

LOLZ. I can confirm how funny, humble and nice Tony Hawk is. I’ve worked in the action sports industry for years and honestly, every time I do an event and he’s involved, I breathe a sigh of relief because he is an absolute breath of fresh air who isn’t a total idiot or dbag or combo of the two.

Sorry, Scott, all this insistence you’re having lots of post-breakup sex - very sexy sex! - leads me to believe you’re sitting at home in the dark listening to Post Malone’s “I Fall Apart” while you sadly masturbate in between sobbing fits.

This is what a stupid person thinks fancy food looks like

The thing that made my ears prick up was the mention of North Platte, NE in the room of models. Why did the ominous music start? Kim’s from NE. Why did she turn suspicious? Why did she need to go to the courthouse and why did she order Fed Banking Regs from her paralegal? Is it a family thing, some part of her

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

Whoa! A C? After giving last week an A? Last week was tedious, but still wouldn’t fall below a B-.  This one actually moved the investigation forward

I was really into this episode until the credits started rolling and I realized, “Oh, that’s it?”

Counterpoint.

Are you actually confusing Jenna Fischer and Amy Adams or do you actually think they look that much alike?

It says a lot that I’m finding her more hateable than Serena Joy on the Handmaid’s Tale. 

Sort of like how I love Jim (on the US Office) but find John Krasinski slightly douche-esque. He seems like a way better person than Pratt though but I’m still holding a tiny grudge over the Benghazi Michael Bay movie.

Thank you, Chris Pratt, for voluntarily removing yourself from the debate on which Chris is best.

Someone on Twitter said face tats make you look like a desk in detention and that’s all I see now.

I 100% agree that we’re seeing a repeat of Gen X apathy, as it appears to be the cycle following an insanely selfish generation (Millenials and Boomers are both awful, but at least the Millenials are not hell bent on fucking up the country every waking moment for the better part of 50 fucking years—please die already

I basically clicked on this article purely to admit that seeing someone with face tattoos makes me irrationally angry. Which I imagine is their entire raison d’etre. You win, young people making pointlessly stupid decisions. YOU WIN.

The confidence of a young white male, that his rapping career will last long enough that face tattoos will never be a problem, is remarkable. He will never be the next Eminem, even then E skipped face tattoos...