As I said in a different comment, I’m pretty sure the stylists had a contest to see who could make their client look worse, and I’m pretty sure the winner was either Julianne Moore’s stylist or January Jones’s stylist.

I hope she never does. Are you even allowed to get those before you’re 18 or so?

The competing necklace was like when you only have one giant gem necklace for your Barbie. Kind of like this:

Definitely Barbie!

That structured sculpture thing doesn’t work for me very often (see Sarah Silverman and Amy Poehler, sadly), but Viola Davis looks amazing in her dress! Jessica Paré and Julianna Marguelis also look great (are those also considered sculpture dresses? Is that a thing?). My other favorites: Anna Faris, Kiernan Shipka…

At first I thought you were doing a bearded/clean-shaven comparison until we got to Josh Charles. And The Good Wife was never the same!

I’m guessing they don’t mean ideas like put on YouTube really loud and annoy one’s husband. ;)

“Why am I still in the grays?”

What is a plastic sugary procedure?

Gross. He’s the uncanny valley of himself.

Yes! When you opened that new 3-pack to make mixtapes off the radio, there was that beautiful smell. I know exactly what you’re talking about. There was also the smell of the tape cover on albums. ESPECIALLY the fold-out covers.

That is horrifying. Thank you for setting people straight. Also, it sounds like you have a pretty cool job!

Television is streets ahead of movies at this point in history in every way. Movies feel like an afterthought to the important creative work.

Also, LOL! I switch between character and actor names all the time.

Derp! Me good at reading comprehension.

Nope, there’s Glenn too.

Aw, I think that girl is replying to you now, about your joke! Maybe she will date you too!

Agreed that canopy was ugly as heck.

Vintage can mean 20 years old at this point. It could be from the year 2000 and they would call it vintage.

It’s about the ART they hired people to create for them. What do these people do, anyway?