The message I got when I gifted myself 6 months was that “regular billing” would resume in August.

The message I got when I gifted myself 6 months was that “regular billing” would resume in August.

Interesting, thanks.

And don’t step on my constitutional right to buy a gun free of noggin-busting safety features so effective that natural selection doesn’t even have a puncher’s chance of thinning the herd.

Are you kidding?

There are a lot of sugary surprises in store when you start tracking your food.

Some look to sugar to fill unfillable voids in their lives.

+1 Not a surprise

Sometimes, the color of the flag depends on how you look at it, and what looks red at first glance could actually be brown on closer inspection.

Bad news - Purgatory doesn’t work that way. Purgatory is where you hang out while you’re waiting to qualify for heaven.* You don’t want that, do you? (See below.)

If you’d enjoy gay nights and pleasant dinners,

No matter.

That’s not a nerd thing, that’s a dumbshit thing. Incompatible.

There is no shame in lifelong learning.

That’s an awfully charitable view of Donald Trump.

That’s exactly what I had in mind... until PaterFamilias chirped in that “deliberately” could extend to intentionally striking something you know is a referee, which you could do without the intent to injure that’s required in the other 2 cases (for example, if the deliberate ref strike were glancing or not obviously…

Can’t tell if he’s bunking with Tonya or Ethan.

Oh, you would be.

All right. I don’t really have a dog in the game anyhow.

Bull, mustsniff!

As far as specialty retrievers go, there’s the Shart Polski.