I dunno. That sounds like foreplay.

I prefer the smaller, tighter Assenpincher, otherwise the no-nonsense Splott Hound.

Oh, why does my Lhassie crapso?

Just your standard poodle.

+1 Melting Waxhead Adelson

Good call!

And have unprotected sex with his mom.

+1 Headline + pictures = >1000 laughs

NHL on thin ice?

This has the look, feel, and smell of pot and kettle.
The team would be capable of selflessness and maybe success without the both of them.

It’s that Deli aroma.

+1 Public service work.

It could be a bug in the Blackberry’s super maximum security correction plug-in.

Yes, I believe you’re right.

Yes, indeed he does!

Side note - I was in Italy after the first acquittal, which pretty much ripped apart the prosecution’s bizarre case. I was astonished to find that almost everyone I asked, including a lawyer who appeared to be more or less reasonable, was convinced she was totalmente colpevole! Sure, she was an idiot. But still,…

Is there a good story here?

I doubt moving the body to NC was necessary for federal charges. Plus, it’s not as if they’d be well-received in the VA correctional guest houses.

+1 Knoxy!

Shenanigans.