A 19-layer misstep sandwiched in between two affluenza buns.

+T

What do you require for the superfecta - reality show?

Whew...

Haha.

I am sorry for the abject failure of us readers to respond with anything close to the developed tongue-in-cheek in your post. We should know enough to keep our tongue down and the door closed by now.

Ticked.

You don’t need >$1M to spoil your kid......

Your original point was clear and not particularly out there, so I don’t really get the reactions.

Ask to fill in the blanks and repost in its entirety every 2 hours?

Thx for the PSA.

Second the vote for MyFitnessPal!

And regresses back to a pathetic primal state watching the 76ers and trying to think of something to say that’s not filthy, criminal, or crazy.

Bestest of luck to you! Fingers crossed, eyes crossed, teas dotted.

Till it rimes.

The knock upside the gourd appears to have awoken long-buried Bojutsu fantasies.....

+1 History buff

Your wish = reality. Close your eyes and keep wishing!

Yoo hoo!

Wow.