Bravo, meraviglioso!

Nice people don’t force grapefruits on other people.

Good god! That’s got to be all the juice from around 8-10 grapefruits in one sitting. Whew.

FYI, here’s a 2013 table from the paper cited in your article that lists specific medications by class:

Even though there’s no warning on the box...

Never mix a good vodka with sweetened cranberry juice.

Whoa, hands off their privilege!

The SJP cloven-hooved models were discontinued.

Hrrmmmm? Is there a Rube Goldberg device involved?

<Cough, cough> that’s <cough> sick <cough>

hahaha!

With the passage of time and the absence of handstands, the clapper eventually extends past the lower edge of the bell and jostles pointlessly against the inner calf, the clanging relegated forevermore to the faintest melody in the hazy pipe dreams of yore.

And Will Ferrell has already done Dubya.....

As a previous commenter who works in the business astutely noted, Russo has not yet risen to the top of the landfill and seems to be stuck in audition mode for First Take.

+1

“Look not behind thee,
O Sinner, beware!”

+1 At band camp....

Technically, if he’s at the end of his rope and is still going on like that, there must be knot on the end of the rope.

Jesus. That sounds like the bus driver from South Park.