+1 Republicans are Pro-Choice

+1 Will the real Jesus please stand up?

Baseball’s payback, at long last....

Bingo x2

Bingo! And I’ll bet they didn’t wear out in 3 years, either.

+ Emperor’s New Clothes....

+1 Proof God exists!

How long do Mr. Cheney and his marksman cronies have to buy military-style assault weapons for their friendly snipe hunts before Obama’s folks start asking if they’ve ever had a class in gun safety?

Well, it’s understandable that The Worldwide Leader would make a strategy call not to take the time to verify something it knows must be true, so as to reduce the risk of getting scooped by one of its tenacious competitors, like, for instance, the Waco Gold Mine Weekly Shopper or Weekly Reader.

+1 Nobel Prize in Osmosonomics!*

+1 Generosity for fun and profit

Thx. I can’t honestly say it’s a complete coincidence...

Not if Congress acts quickly enough.

Lezam vot!

... It has spots on it just like a cow.

Ah, but things have taken a turn for the bitter!

Not sure if it’s the same side. If it’s the same old Phil we know and love, however, he’s thinking of dumping McCracken and reverting to his birth dad’s surname, L’Échilleau.

Close. That’s the uncle who married Anita Ruff-Handjob.

Such dark spirits.

Bet she gets tapped whene’er she fancies.