Speaking of parents and kids alike, there are some pretty colorful comments about the psycho-dad in the last post....

How about a live video feed to TMZ for the duration of his term?

A bon mot for every occasion!

Like this Cleveland kid got stiffed by Louisville Slugger.

The state has already moved to switch supervision of his probation from juvenile to adult, so if prosecutors seek to revoke his adult probation, it would be in big boy court.

Somewhere there’s a place for them, preferably with a good honest job - and an analyst’s care. Sociologically, they’re sick.

His mom has affluenza, too?

What I find hard to believe is that referees do not carry guns in Texas. Add a backup camera and a quick primer on Stand Your Ground laws, and the problem should take care of itself.

That was an Onion-worthy headline.

Your sensible words echo Bertrand Russell, who in 1930 had (what appear to be) similar thoughts:

All beats off.

On the ribbed line, please.

He would have been happy to swing his hatchet all the same.

Completely apropo

Don’t forget the lemon refrigerator cookies.

2. Estes Kefauver High School Kangaroos

But why, oh why, should we believe she’s broke and/or struggling ... rather than angling once again for undeserved sympathy?

Not to worry - they play the 76ers twice next season.

You forgot to mention that Rachel Dolezal has decided to be a QB, and she believes the Browns are her best fit.

Jesus, those rednecks don’t even have the balls to fly the confederate flag.