You got that shit now.

There once was old stinky mair.

Summons wrapped in horse poop! The poop should not render service invalid. Might have some issues with customs or postal “inspectors” though.

You old and droopyass creep,

You’ll find a summary in the YourTango link.

I’ll be waiting.

Since when are court orders in criminal cases sealed under city order? Did the court or USDOJ refuse a record request?

+1 “Grassroots sports car racing.”

It would stand to reason that he’s got 2 or 3 (out of 187).

Yep. I remember the entire KC crowd standing to acknowledge Cabrera clinching the triple crown.

My money is on liquor, cigarettes, sleeping pills, and electroshock therapy. Oh, and affairs.

+1 Pink Prisoner

“SOMEONE NEEDED TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT FOR ALL THE UPRIGHT CITIZENS WHO HAVE BEEN WORKING SO HARD.”

Or Korea. The parents should be happy they didn’t get hernias carrying their kids wiggly willies home.

Or a southern “lady.” (Ok, she might eat it when no one’s looking..)

Or planaria.

Audible gone wrong.

No suprise, he didn’t run a straight line all last Saturday.

You’re hoping this for his family, too, right? Jesus. Can’t you dilute your venom and just hope he shat his drawers and will stop doing creepy stuff?

+1 Good Parenting Award