Are they corpses?

Hmm. I don’t see any lips.... Or is that thang one lip, post-botox?

2005 is closest to a decent trumpet embouchure; 2014 best for clearing hairballs.

Actual carving, eh? Nothing says lovin’ like a forever Valentine.

God: “Fat, drunk dumb, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”

Yours are not bad. Don’t give up!

You’re losing 52-4 on my scorecard.

That short article leaves a long list of questions. Can you clarify?

And maybe a couple about the Washtenaw County prosecutor rounding up each and every such dimwitted douchenozzle and asking the Honorable Washtenaw County Judge Sluggo to make them all sit in jail with each other while they watch the last play every 3 minutes until they write grammatically-acceptable letters of apology.

+1 Good observation
+1 Good outcome
+1 Good username
= +4

+1 Brilliant

I think the bigger point is that these are not nice people.

+1 Art of the times

You’re not giving the poor guy much credit here. I’m thinking his phone was already in a million pieces on the locker room floor by the time he laid eyes on any parking attendants.

He was pre-punished by being pelted with millions of wadded up dollar bills, poor guy. No purpose in mere threats at this point.

What do you expect from the Harvard on the Huron?

Not to mention urgent offers to improve her life with Keranique, V!agra, Miss Cleo, etc., which everyone should open immediately and start clicking the links inside.

+1 Spot on

Yeah, she’s best covered up, unlike Misses Ouri and Issippi.

No one in Lansing will harm you.