People Under the Stares

Jaundice?

Blockers % ?

Thanks for the tip.

+1 Historian

There are a couple of Michigan institutions that might be willing to give the poor guy a fresh start. For example, the U-MDOC at Jackson.

Yeah, I have to agree. But even with no one back for the return, no punt with 15 guys on the defensive line and no apparent blocking scheme...

He was shitting his drawers, you realize.

He can hitchhike in an hour to Lansing, where his rewards will be limited only by the boundaries of his imagination.

A hand job? Delivered.

For every ostensibly reasonable end-game strategy, there is a whacky doomsday scenario you couldn’t hallucinate with all the LSD in the world.

Yeah - except the ball practically leapt into his hands.

Bankrupt or not, those nasty folks will figure out plenty of paybacks.

In his defense, he was busy shitting his drawers.

+1 Righteous, selfless appeal to the God of Deadspin for the salvation of all humanity

+1 Harbaugh speechless = priceless!

+.5 Close, but no cigar

Whatever you did, hold the thought for ND and OSU.

Seriously, if I were a cafeteria worker at U-M, I’d be worried about this future member of the Michigan Legislature hollering in a couple hours for a mess of maize mac ‘n bleu cheese.

Security will see to that.