+1 Taking one for the team

+1 Bittersweet

+1 Restores my faith in the Greek system (even if it wasn’t a gyro shack floor she cleaned with her “golden piss”).

+1 Uplifting archives find, complete with clear bar code

Except with Rachel Dolezal.

Sandbagging is a common practice, as are carpetbagging and teabagging.

+1 Talking is so overrated.

*Shenanigans* on Yelp’s “local community managers” being allowed to submit reviews in tbe first place.

God didn’t stoop to consorting with unnatural numbers, and He definitely didn’t want you wearing cotton/poly blends while eating pi. But what’s special about squared heads?

So it was his posse? Not seeing poor judgment.

Stolen for use as IUD.

Now that is a great idea. Maybe we wouldn’t have to listen to her ever again.

This is true. They’re pretty well known nationally now...

He more likely had a Cleveland Steamer.

no

Good call!

Even better, she says she was duped into “pleading guilty” in exchange for getting off, er, with only a censure.

He meant “bone my constituents,” but sticking things in animals is just how it comes out in tea-speak.

If you want to toss Leviticus into the mix, you could probably add violations of rules regarding unclean women, treatment of boils and carbuncles, laying with animals, mixing cotton with polyester, and wearing brown socks with blue suits and black shoes.

Who is that guy getting his retinas fried?