Sometimes closure is saying, “I’m moving on, but fuck you forever.”

Interesting stuff going on today. Is it time for an update?

I hope that dope in the vid is not: a) on my phone; b) in my car.

Conspiracy to commit felonious assault....

I don’t know where Amazon’s duty is going to come from, but as a mere payment processor for another vendor, it’s hard to imagine how you could Amazon could be found liable on the basis of a negligent failure to warn of the dangers of an ultra-super-hyper-hazardous product, when in fact no warning would have been…

FYI, the complaint was posted online here:

Shenanigans, maybe, but still pretty damn funny.

I don’t think untrained monkeys would be at a disadvantage...

Yep. No one’s forcing you to use a chainsaw to remove polyps, either.

Poisoning pigeons in the park

Just like you don’t have to gargle with Drano. (Or use it in an enema.)

Descartes, c’est toi?

The man’s screen name is Jacques Socques.

Haha! Good one.

I resemble that remark.

To be honest, I was in awe of your #6 entry on the fart-related demise list. So simple, so elegant. Whether it fit your situation or not is not really germane, but I’m glad you exculpated yourself.

No shit?

+1 Obscure medical specialty

Did you marry a great Dane?

In that case, enjoy.