Bet she wears mixed-fiber butt floss.

No, he’s not going to speak to someone so disrespectful of Leviticus.

... All the while sporting cotton/poly blend copwear.

(Details here.)

They’re all God’s creatures.

It’s not quite that simple. Almost, but not quite.

+1 Better eye than Joe Jackson

And he can’t blame anything on the Ginger Hummer.

+1 So beautiful.

Naw, you’re a little off. Not much, just a little:

Which announcer was that?

Who’s after Mr. Save?

+1 Cunning polylinguist

Und nicht frühzeitig die Katzen bespritzen!

Ah. Assuming rigor prickus mortis takes over, of course.

I found a family....

If I were your BF, I would have to think long and hard about an FDA black box on my dick warning against sticking in mouths and bung-holes. I mean really. Especially if you’re going to pay the surcharge for glow-in-the-dark ink.

VMA = ?

+1 Diplomatically understating true inner state of prototypic NE fan

I’m sorry, but I am pretty sure those outer moons are smushed-up dingleberries.