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+1 dedicated lifelong porn buff triumphs again

Lightening doesn’t do much to rubber spines.

+1 History buffs triumph again

You’re lucky to have had such inspiring folks in your life, as you’ve so nicely conveyed. Writing about extraordinary people in tough conditions makes for good stories - but being able to write them takes some special mixture of talent, energy, reflection, kindness, sensitivity, humility ..... At some point in your

Just a suggestion - vomit on the damn thing, wrap it in a dog fart, and put it on eBay.

I can’t say I’ve got my gloved finger firmly on the throbbing pulse of the sometimes mysteriously excited, sometimes mysteriously detached Gawker colony, but you may be right.

I can’t say I’ve got my gloved finger firmly on the throbbing pulse of the sometimes mysteriously excited, sometimes

Collar color =not material.

Collar color =not material.

Not in the slightest! You wrote a kind and memorable tribute to two decent people who did their best in trying circumstances beyond their control. Everyone should be so lucky as to know people able and willing to create such perceptive and flattering reminiscences...🌹

What a fine writer and insightful mensch you are. A touching, beautiful piece.

How could you possibly not watch the “actual sex” part? (Was the other stuff simulated?)

This is plainly a conspiracy.

My crystal balls say “teabagging” will not survive into the 7th edition of the Urban Dictionary, whereas “tea party” will be a reference to the Leader and Teacher of North Korea’s practice of making his cabinet members swig their own urine. 2023 called, I answered.

No, that’s the proper response to “I’m going to fucking kill you.”

Uh-oh. Could be a net loss for the University of Akron, as the good men and women teabaggers in the Ohio legislature will have shorted U-Akron for the full 4 years for each kid.

Why would anyone not actually be cool with it? Is the administration at Akron crooked?

Good of you to step in.

Polyp Friction?

What if today weren’t under construction? Must be a church sign.

Yeah, maybe I need a brew, bro.