To what?

Part of the reason I sometimes struggle at beer fests is my own lack of planning.
I usually just kinda wander around throwing back this or that oversized thimble of beer, with my primary focus being to avoid collision with hairy stumble-drunks more concerned with jabbing their ham fingers into their beer-tracking apps…

Winner.

It’s a problem when a bunch of males is left alone with female influence, too.

Gotcha. Your day will come again...

Add booze to garnish?

+1 Lofty aspirations.

Thanks for the reminder.

Jesus, that was some line!

I suspect the sad reality is that this is part of a marketing effort to get Adam Sandler’s mug splashed around after the film laid a turd. (Kotaku fell for it, eh?)

If you could possibly be persuaded not yo wait on the second kitty, it might repay you a hundred times with the comfort of knowing you have two cats who aren’t lonely.

Very nice! Where did you come across this neat stuff?

Love the wall box idea, even if you’ve only got a little wall space to burn. Cats seem to like a bird’s-eye view of their domain, whether there are actually canaries around or not...

If you get called, wear a beer hat with spots for 2 cans and tubing leading to your mouth. That will let the judge know that you won’t demand anything nicer than Motel 6, this saving taxpayer $.

I see your point. Fewer people would try to duck jury duty if there were kegs around and bailiffs drove people home or to Motel 6.

I understand your frustration. No question two prominent American mindsets - the sweepstakes and victim mentalities - have spread added costs and great wastes of time and effort across all aspects of life. On the other hand, victims of wrongdoing need a way to seek justice, and some businesses and individuals will…

He wasn’t “cleared” any more than OJ was cleared by not having been found guilty of criminal charges.

Thank you. Finally, a short, accurate, rant-free assessment.

Nope. Doesn’t work that way.

Doesn’t follow.