Brilliant.

Imagine if he picked another longtime socialist as running mate, like, say, Jesus.

True, perhaps, but let us not forget that Monica, that paragon of honor, stashed a certain unlaundered blue dress in her closet for future use by the FBI crime lab, in addition to plunging the hapless beret into sartorial oblivion for nearly two decades.

My own preference would be not to linger on Ms. Tripp’s taint.

Just like the folks who lacked access to health care, were gored by the deregulated financial services sector, or completed their military service with their jaws wired shut (to name a random trio of beneficiaries of the Clintons’ great liberal legacy).

Rachel Dolezal was asked by NBC and Vanity Fair to flap her bronzed gums, for god’s sake. Why should the Daily Mail be expected not to stoop any lower?

Ms.Trippd is not a very cunning linguist.

I tend to agree. George Hamilton’s hair was always immaculately conceived and realized.

1 for murder and 1 for.... destruction of cell phone?

Same’s true for Aaron Hernandez and many other blameless lifers.

Yeah, but it worked pretty well for his Patriot-way buddy and fellow asshat Aaron Hernandez.

And the texted dickshots with a beanie baby likeness of Shrek parked on his tattooed, flaccid willy will be will be reported by Greta and Nancy Grace. Should be fun.

Someone who would rather see his email expressing a desire to have Hilary Clinton poop in his mouth on the front page than not get any attention at all. For example.

+1 Insightful

Liberals were pretty much useless during the Clinton years. Health “care,” financial “services” deregulation, don’t kiss/don’t tell... All disasters.

Ha. She’s way older than she looks!

You mean septic pencils made of cyanide and dog turds?

Almost as good entertainment as watching an MLB baserunner flop all by himself for the third out of a triple play, and about 1/2 a paycheck cheaper.

+1 L’Art Pour l’Art

You forgot to mention the possibility of having to get your carcass embalmed and zipped into an aluminum coffin for $50,000 as required by Egyptian death law if you die from dysentery on a Nile cruise.