Such modesty!

Doesn’t it boil down to, “regardless when a man decides the time is right to attempt to unbolt the chastity belt, he should not be a creep, cretin, or criminal before such time.” ?

Please, please tell me that’s a real kitty, not another of your office essential finds!

Well, God only gave us a certain number of avenues that lead to or pass by Consensual Sexville, including, by way of example only, of course (meaning I can’t think of any others ):

+1 Cross-cultural sensitivity

Whoa!

Now that is a pretty clever idea.

You mean..... it’s true? I thought you were virtually for real. OMG, who’s for real here and who’s just kidding? ! Oh no.... I .... uh....wtf.. ohhhh

OMG. I thought she was..... my friend. But she was just Jonesing to loosen my virtual resolve with her quick wit and give me a good digital porking. Damn!

Well, that does sound kind of icky. Especially if in retrospect your friendship starts to look more like the barnacle-steamship sort than the Darla-Spanky type you had mistaken it for.

Hmm. At what point is it dishonest if Friend A neglects to utter to Friend B, “Ya know, friend, I would like my —— and your ____ to meet.” ??

The Anthrax Zone?

Let’s see, if I put 10 pennies in Betty Boop’s piggy bank, and none in Lois Lane’s......

In fact, you should instinctively treat anyone toward whom you harbor lustful feelings like an escaped lifer.

He was also trying to screw a piranha.....

+1 Concern for social justice.

That would be a beanie baby on roids. (And I don’t mean hemmers.)

Oooo, la-la! That was a nice one!

Because they won’t even acknowledge that they invented the French fry, even if it comes shrouded in man haze.

Avec beurro?