Oui, all ass, are naught sans faux.

What is that, really? From a Sci-Fi film? Help me here....

Hmm. Your profile shows a recommendation at 12:04 pm today.

Hemlock

+1 perfect answer in 5 syllables

Mom & dad, post-prom.

I certainly will

Up, then?

And i suppose it’s been all kittens and prayers before bed ever since?

Make mine a Shitty Poopins, neat.

What if they also crap their drawers intentionally so people who are sober but pretending to be plastered feel sorry for them?

Would you prefer Harry? How about Carrot?

Bingo.

Ave, Maria! Gee, it’s good to see ya.

Just to be fair here..... Perhaps you might ask what cockroaches (=Manparts?) prefer.

+1 Appropriate reaction.

Jimmy Swaggart went there, too.

What if my fingers get tired or I run out of juice?

YES YES YES. I mean,

Why, thank you.