“Well, if you don’t understand that, sister, you’re obviously not fit to live anywhere else.”

Wow.

Actually, Black Irish are the ones who get Guinness spray tans once a week and then try to infiltrate the NAAo’CP.

ESPN = extra sucky pre-pubescent nuckleheads.

Having grown up in Cleveland, he may find himself inexplicably drawn to U-M.

That’s not trash talk, that a nice Jewish boy saying, “I got your back, Miggy,” as he explained in about 500 words when interviewed during the game.

And gloves.

Ha! I appreciate the whale-vagina wrapped compliment, but I am at most a pool of piddle, wrapped in misery, inside an enema, in the face of true masters, such as yourself.

“Are!”

I wonder if she’s got it in her to pass as paranoid.... or even plain old modest.

He would have to think he was stepping in to rescue the

Ha! But you forgot the outermost layer - “..... encased in a dog fart.” Churchill’s heirs conveniently omitted that part of it.

Realistically, Ann Coulter is the only sensible choice.

Uh.... these people are comedians. They’d have no careers if they drew the line at “inappropriate” behavior or became super-scrupulous about not offending anyone from any race, planet, species, etc.

Ah.... much better.

Even without mashed up hard-boiled eggs horning in on the party.

Huh? What are what odds?

Amber Head would’ve been Rachel Dolezal’s male porn name.

She needs to travel with a butt plug. Bitch.

You can get an special whistle that commands them in supersonic dog tones to make a perfect mess.