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(This is pre-Photoshop.)

How sweet! I am sure you would wish the same for any close friend.

A pleasure to serve.

Big deal. I get hassled by male attorneys, too, and I’m a long way from young.

Ha. I’ve had a few opposing counsel cracks. None involving squishy thighs, but still......

G. Howie Blohz.

We’re talking illustrated, right?

Did you say, “Wow. Normally I can’t fart on asshats.”?

What if the speaker was Kevin Moore?

Cautionary tail?

I once got, after administering (complimentary) oral sex, “did you brush your teeth?”

+1 Stimulating imagery, though difficult to visualize

I’m guessing - it wasn’t really Pierre from gay Paris but some dope from Boston selling pearl-infused Chinese gunk with Frenchesque name.

Were his hands asymmetrical? Ears? Eyes? Scrotum? Brain?

“Come back to my teepee, and I’ll spank you with my baboon cane.”

That sounds like a not-unlikely. Of course, the more compelling scenario you suggest would only fly if people were honest, and that seems, well, not very bloody likely.

What are you talking about?

It might get you a porn contract at an advanced age, a spot on a reality show eating bugs on some crappy island, or, you know, a license to lie about everything that matters.. or doesn’t.