Atheists are usually good with their cats and not so hell bent on spawning. Dopes.

+1 Appreciation of athletic prowess

+1 All-American, patriotic mixing of religion and politics near July 4

Face it, the both of you could make most corpses laugh (and occasionally stiff).

I would like to see Lena instruct Ann in the art of anal bleaching, but slip her a tube of Liquid Plumber gel for the dirty work.

+1 Modesty, though misplaced

+1 Conspiratorial mindset

>Blushing< You mean Golddigger and Dover?

+1 Forcing confrontation with sad truths

You’re so not going to like this.... Ann Coulter is going to play Rachel in the HBO series. Meanwhile, Rachel is going to play Ann.

Go give yourself a Drano enema, wait 5 minutes, and reconsider the question.

It that stifling a burp, a giggle. or impending projectile vomiting?

Her best move was hiring P.J. O’Rourke to write lines for her.

That is why I am prepared on relatively short notice to blossom into Ms. Doubtfire, a thing at once so hideous and yet so beautiful that no man, straight, swirly, or in between, can resist for long.

I’m sorry, but that bent-waisted blonde lady looks to me like Eric Cartman, 18 years older and dolled up to look like Honey Boo-Boo, preparing for an 80-foot alien satellite antenna to come tearing out of his fat white ass amid a fiery torrent of burning farts.

Oh, my apologies, I missed the boat.

Riddle me this, o Great Oracle:

Actually, an SNL Tribute to bi-Rachel. But, now that you mention it.....

What??!!??

Yeah, I know. I’m sorry.