Let us know if you conjure up a more enticing scenario!

+1 Theatrical sense

Do you suppose we will be treated to 10,000 photos of Kelly in bi-Rachel hair and togs trying to look slutty in a educated sort of way?

+1 Eye for detail

+1 Refreshing affirmation from discerning novice to this sideshow

I would venture to say that those douchbags shouldn’t be breeding, either.

+1 For clarifying a hidden truth that should have been obvious

I think the Goddess of Hilarity (or Penitence, for our past sins, depending on how it all unfolds) is jolly well going to keep her rolling for a while.

I hope you’re right (not really), but I think you’re wrong.

Problem is that he’s a creepy buttwipe.

The best part of Halloween is not being cute or stupid, it’s being funny.

That’s for sure! I would really love to see Wayne Brady involved.....

As a general proposition, I think you’re on target.

By “Blackface” do you mean “Medium spray brownbody”?

Problem is (surprise) it’s not their money, and they don’t give a darn about yours.

+1 Enchanting imagery

You don’t even want to know how concerned they are with what’s in your butt.

+1 Stretching boundaries of human body and imagination

Yeah, the former is what I had in mind. Among Bavarian-brewed, I like Weihenstephaner and Michael Plank (hard to find) best, followed by Schneider, Ayinger and Tucher. Erdinger used to be better; my last bottle was disappointing. It’s been a while since I had Paulaner or Franziskaner, though they’re surely good.

+1 “Puerile military metaphors” Hooo, haa!