benderbukowski
Bender Bukowski
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She didn’t have sex let alone get knocked up by any of the terrorists she was chasing and as of yet hasn’t asked to get ECT to simmer down.

Far from the worst....

You are just the worst kind of person.

I mean, they don’t need to do the exotic cold opens now that most of the gang has arrived. If they followed that formula above the only really expensive part would be the penultimate finale rack lighting up.

Are you reading this Starz? I’m delivering mail like both of my namesakes until 2018, but after that my schedule

Poor Kellyanne. She’s been smoking too much meth - or too little, I forget how it works with her. Anyway, she hasn’t smoked exactly the right amount.

Meh.

To paraphrase what they used to say on his other show, he laid out his design. Just need to stay faithful to the formula. Gaiman and the actors can bridge whatever shortcomings occur given the opportunity.

I was listening to NPR all day and they mentioned online disclaimers with regards to their association with him on their national segments.

That operation is a shitshow nowadays anyway though. Accepting Koch funding is a bankruptcy of integrity, obviously. They also had some Rabbi from Brooklyn ranting for ten minutes

Wasn’t Lindsey Lohan in that movie they did?

I’m picturing her having sexual congress with Keillor right now and it’s still not quite as grotesque as The Canyons.

I assume we’ve all heard that running joke that the only thing that would be shocking at this point would be Tom Hanks being accused?

This is almost that baffling.

I could see it wrapping up satisfactorily enough with one more season.

SPOILERS

Shadow is gonna be on the outs with his old man five minutes in what with Laura spilling the beans - they’ve almost cut to the end that way.

He splits and goes to that small town with a dark secret while the war plays out in the background,

It was already in talks. No way he would have jumped ship over something so petty if he didn’t have it lined up.

I never knew it to fail!

They explored that a lot in the Deadpool v. Thanos limited series earlier this year.

It was basically four issues of the mad titan whining about getting cucked by a violent smelly degenerate.

The whole secret empire arc was a retread of one of the best single issue stories, What If #44.

I thought nobody else had noticed!

They seem to be following the source material a lot closer than I anticipated.

The story originally opened with the Silver Surfer crashing through the roof of the Sanctum Sanctorum in a panic to warn Strange that Thanos had the gems.

Now it’s Bruce Banner informing him that he’s en route to retrieve the one he keeps in

Sure is.

.................wow.

Not really seeing it as much of a loss.

The Koch’s heavily investing in NPR is horrifying though.

The one in the comics never got busted up.

Whua?

Fury is still the man on the wall, chilling up there on the moon.

Just a few months back he ran into Thor and tried to convince him to pick up his hammer again.